Facepalm Pin
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Facepalm Pin
Awarded to the player(s) who entertains us with the best facepalm moment(s) during the mission.
Eligibility: Anyone who has participated in the relevant mission and did not receive this award for the previous mission.
Voting: This is not an award that is decided by vote. Nominations however are welcome.
Recipients of the Facepalm Pin
- Mission 22: Lewis' Bond
- Lieutenant Ivan Tillman
- Trying to blame brain chemistry for using the L word (view)
- Doctor Andrea Carter
- Realising they weren't actually on Beta Herculis (view)
- Lieutenant JG Hideyoshi Shimura
- Blaming Yeoman Pond for his vanishing act (view)
- 3rd Year Cadet Saffa Izan
- Getting into a scrap over his brutal honesty (view)
- Lieutenant Ivan Tillman
- Mission 21: The Scopes of Justice or Fine Jung Cannibal
- Doctor Andrea Carter
- Lieutenant JG Kesari Lor
- Lieutenant Ivan Tillman
- Ending up in the emergency decontamination shower (view)
- Eugene Reynolds
- Trying to do the right thing but caving at the prospect of sex (view)
- Mission 20: Piazzi's Penance
- 4th Year Cadet Phoebe Paean
- 4th Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
- Getting locked in a freezer (view)
- Lieutenant JG Aurelia Juarez
- Getting found by Sarah after Sam handcuffed her to a chair (view)
- Lieutenant Commander Hank McAllister
- Dealing with Maya's incident report in front of the wolf cubs (view)
- Lieutenant JG Hideyoshi Shimura
- For being kissed by a girl and then knocking her out (view)
- Mission 19: Boy Who Cried Wolf
- Doctor Cassiopeia Yale
- For agreeing to a double date and then thinking a bread projectile will stop Bruiser's interrogation (view)
- Doctor Cassiopeia Yale
- Mission 17: Rosen To The Occasion
- Second Lieutenant Ethel Scott
- Ensign Ethan Scott
- Making out before discovering they are the same person (view)
- Mission 15.2: Hunting Party
- 3rd Year Cadet Zach Eastman
- Getting into a fight with Schass for defending Tais' honour (view)
- 3rd Year Cadet Zach Eastman
- Mission 15: The Cabinet of Doctor Cuvier
- Lieutenant S. R. Wesson
- Not realising that Violet thought they were on a date (view)
- Lieutenant S. R. Wesson
- Mission 14.1: A Tiny Oversight
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
- Reacting badly to the suggestion he and Cassi were dating (view)
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
- Mission 11.2: The Donkey's Brahe
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
- Too many incidents to list
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
- Mission 11: The Fibonacci Man
- Ensign Hideyoshi Shimura
- Being the only person who didn't know what Grayson was getting at (view)
- Ensign Hideyoshi Shimura
- Mission 10.1: Honey, I'm Holm!
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
- John calls Sarah's dad (view)
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
- Mission 9: Freud's Hostage
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
- For both masturbating at the time of the incident and for frequent displays of bodily functions that he tried pinning on the defenceless lizard (view)
- Lt. Commander Isis Rae
- Attempting to stand up to armed boarders only to end up stunned and having her bum put on display (view)
- Petty Officer 3rd Class #0000FF
- For his unfortunate demise in Astrometrics (view)
- Commodore Gregory Blake
- Drunkenly kissing the Chief of Security; a man who already dislikes anyone with more than three pips (view)
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
- Mission 3: Herschel's Kisses
- Lieutenant JG John Reynolds
- Accusing the CMO of sleeping with another CO and getting slapped for it! (view)
- Lieutenant JG John Reynolds
- Mission 2: Rutherfored's Fork
- Captain Gregory Blake
- Over There - Waking up accidentally married (view)
- Captain Gregory Blake
- Mission 1: Darwin's Malady
- Chief Petty Officer Alex Winters
- Faceplanting into his CO's lap (view)
- Chief Petty Officer Alex Winters