Facepalm Pin

Awarded to the player(s) who entertains us with the best facepalm moment(s) during the mission.

Eligibility: Anyone who has participated in the relevant mission and did not receive this award for the previous mission.

Voting: This is not an award that is decided by vote. Nominations however are welcome.

Mission 22: Lewis' Bond
- Lieutenant Ivan Tillman
  - Trying to blame brain chemistry for using the L word (view)
- Doctor Andrea Carter
  - Realising they weren't actually on Beta Herculis (view)
- Lieutenant JG Hideyoshi Shimura
  - Blaming Yeoman Pond for his vanishing act (view)
- 3rd Year Cadet Saffa Izan
  - Getting into a scrap over his brutal honesty (view)

Mission 21: The Scopes of Justice or Fine Jung Cannibal
- Doctor Andrea Carter
- Lieutenant JG Kesari Lor
- Lieutenant Ivan Tillman
  - Ending up in the emergency decontamination shower (view)
- Eugene Reynolds
  - Trying to do the right thing but caving at the prospect of sex (view)

Mission 20: Piazzi's Penance
- 4th Year Cadet Phoebe Paean
- 4th Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
  - Getting locked in a freezer (view)
- Lieutenant JG Aurelia Juarez
  - Getting found by Sarah after Sam handcuffed her to a chair (view)
- Lieutenant Commander Hank McAllister
  - Dealing with Maya's incident report in front of the wolf cubs (view)
- Lieutenant JG Hideyoshi Shimura
  - For being kissed by a girl and then knocking her out (view)

Mission 19: Boy Who Cried Wolf
- Doctor Cassiopeia Yale
  - For agreeing to a double date and then thinking a bread projectile will stop Bruiser's interrogation (view)

Mission 17: Rosen To The Occasion
- Second Lieutenant Ethel Scott
- Ensign Ethan Scott
  - Making out before discovering they are the same person (view)

Mission 15.2: Hunting Party
- 3rd Year Cadet Zach Eastman
  - Getting into a fight with Schass for defending Tais' honour (view)

Mission 15: The Cabinet of Doctor Cuvier
- Lieutenant S. R. Wesson
  - Not realising that Violet thought they were on a date (view)

Mission 14.1: A Tiny Oversight
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
  - Reacting badly to the suggestion he and Cassi were dating (view)

Mission 11.2: The Donkey's Brahe
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
  - Too many incidents to list

Mission 11: The Fibonacci Man
- Ensign Hideyoshi Shimura
  - Being the only person who didn't know what Grayson was getting at (view)

Mission 10.1: Honey, I'm Holm!
- Lieutenant John Reynolds
  - John calls Sarah's dad (view)

Mission 9: Freud's Hostage
- 3rd Year Cadet Rexus Spokar
  - For both masturbating at the time of the incident and for frequent displays of bodily functions that he tried pinning on the defenceless lizard (view)
- Lt. Commander Isis Rae
  - Attempting to stand up to armed boarders only to end up stunned and having her bum put on display (view)
- Petty Officer 3rd Class #0000FF
  - For his unfortunate demise in Astrometrics (view)
- Commodore Gregory Blake
  - Drunkenly kissing the Chief of Security; a man who already dislikes anyone with more than three pips (view)

Mission 3: Herschel's Kisses
- Lieutenant JG John Reynolds
  - Accusing the CMO of sleeping with another CO and getting slapped for it! (view)

Mission 2: Rutherfored's Fork
- Captain Gregory Blake
  - Over There - Waking up accidentally married (view)

Mission 1: Darwin's Malady
- Chief Petty Officer Alex Winters
  - Faceplanting into his CO's lap (view)

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