Newsletter12

From Station

Kepler Newsletter #12: 15 January 2010

Report From The Centre Chair


OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!


If you haven't read the post that details Kepler's fate, then do so now! Click Here!


Muahahahahahaha...


Cheers
Sarah



Crew Notes (Promotions & Awards, etc)

Comings:

None



Goings:

  • 13 Jan: Kepler Station says a sad farewell to civilian Temporal Investigator and Scientist, K`rillim Nsslano



LOAs:



Awards:

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3 Months with Kepler Award:



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6 Months with Kepler Award:



Mission Summary Report:

Kepler Summary Mission 5: Schrodinger's Station

During the wee hours of the morning, the self destruct sequence suddenly initiates and counts down from five minutes. Pajama clad, half asleep denizens of Kepler Station are forced to abandon their homes with no idea why.


Things take a turn to the bizarre when instead of exploding, Kepler is engulfed in a strange light and then disappears!


Holy *^#@!


To do list:

  • Harby crew to the rescue!
  • Everyone else... OMGWTFBBQ was that?!? while waiting for rescue. We will get to you soon!



Quotes: He Said, She Said...

Van is no innocent!
"There's nothing wrong with debauchery in small amounts," he said. "It's when debauchery gets out of control that it's dangerous."


Violet being her usual effervescent self
"Boy you took one giant first step to end up in a whole other quadrant!"


Ben proves to be a shy hottie
"Ben. I mean...that's my name - Ben Tremaine".


Grayson ponders his meal options...
"Still got your lizard?"


For once Aaron gets his priorities right
"I’ll tell you when we aren’t in the middle of blowing up."


Eva's favour probably fell on deaf and unfeeling ears...
""I already know what favour I want from you," said Eva. "Don't hurt him.""